he guys
I was just thinking about this and i wanted to share this with you all. My game is far from perfect but with pride in my heart I can say that i have great email game:P
so i just wanted to share some elements that always occur in my mails and online conversations and i know it will be helpfull so enjoy:)
If you're about to write an email to a girl you have to realize that it should not just be an email... it has to be like you're standing right in front of her doing your witty banter and touching her.
When i write my mails im writing it as if im standing right in front of her saying things as if i was right in front of her.
ways of kino over the internet can be done by these signs; **
example; *insert high-five* or *extends arms for a hug*
such things;)
but it shouldn't end there... you could also use your voice! you should write how your voice sounds
example; ''you can't handle me! (he said in a arrogant yet confident voice) or you can alter her voice
example; ''omg jhonnybravo you're so handsome (she said in a desiring girlie voice) this one's golden guys
In any case you can be pretty cocky funny in a email... at least thats my style. you can throw a lot of cocky funny in the mail and every now and then you can even mention how arrogant you may sound:)
example; ''look i know i am extremely goodlooking and that even the thought of me slipping through your head may cause instant hornyness (make your own words!!) just don't splash over the keyboard just yet first read the email *wink*
also use a lot of question marks??? dots... (to build up the tension) exclamation marks!!! combo!?!? CAPITAL LETTERS!!
you've got to surprise her with your mail maybe even put some secrets in it like;
in this mail there are words that have lines under them (don't know the english word for im dutch:)) if you collect those words and put them in the right order you will get a secret sentence that no one else is allowed to read:) can you do it?
and last but not least you have to make her feel special! this is an example of how i ended my email;
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx and one extra just for you:) x
for you guys i will even add some lines from my own written masterpiece in this post so you can see how i write my mails:)
He hotstuff (ooh I really love those endearments:))
Tip: use a lot of endearments in your mail
- sweet cheeks
- pumpkin
- sugar toots
This was the intro of my mail to her...
you have to be creative and use things you have seen, heard or felt (i dunno) in the real world:)
at one point i even used a line from bart simpson in the mail; Eat my shorts *Credit Bart Simpson* so be creative!!
The author of this email cannot be held responsible for wet trousers due to the high level of amusement,
epileptics attacks, grammar mistakes and futher inconviences/casualties/injuries...
The viewer of this email is advised to have a napkin at his/her side at all times to catch up;
- The tears from the eyes caused by (as I mentioned before) the high level of amusement
- And other watery substances which may stick on the keyboard...
All content in this mail is original, handwritten and crackalicious:)
The quality of the mail represent the author's great level of attractiveness and superiority
The content of this mail is copyrighted and any violation of this rule will result in some serious asspunishment!!!
When agreed with the conditions above it is obligatory to read the mail below...
When disagreed with the conditions above it is still obligatory to read the mail below!! (just read it okey!!!)
You've got to make her excited for the mail!! and alter your voice:)
Okay with that said... are YOU ready for one of the greatest mails EVER written!? (He said with that cool movie voice...)
Just because you're writing an email doesn't mean there isn't any body contact you still have to touch her even in the mail:)
I am proud to announce that I have passed my exams and that i will soon get my diploma:) *insert hugs and kisses*
and don't forget to put your own personality in the mail... the mail represents a part of who you are and it should shine through
Some of the compliments i got;
- I always love your e-mails, they make me laugh so much!
- its always a good mood lift when i get your mails :)
- thaqnks for the major laughs that your intro gave me, that was very funny, reminded me how much i missed my boy
- xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx and an extra just for you x :)
Oh and this girl already has a boyfriend so it doesn't matter if a girl is in a relationship you can still flirt the hell out of her and tease her mercilessly:)
He i really hope this helps some of you guys out there. I wanted to share my knowledge of my so called email game and i hope you will use my information to your advantage
yours truly
Jhonnybravo
