It’s Christmas time again. Women are out everywhere doing what they do best: shopping. It’s no surprise the one of the easiest ways to meet women is to talk about gift buying. She’s a hotty in the Medical Reference section at Barnes & Noble bookstore. She’s leaning against a railing with her face buried in

1. The Opener. “You look like the expert on fiction and literature.” She looks up at me with piercing sky-blue eyes. I’ve just walked into the Fiction and Literature section at Barnes and Noble. She was sitting on a chair, her face buried in a book. It’s a great way to open in almost any

3 AM. Sunday night. Insomnia. Missing something or someone I can’t have now. 2 PM. Monday afternoon. Pouring rain. Time for my daily outing. My inner wimp grumbles. I grab my boots and my umbrella and head out anyway. I get into the elevator. I say “Hi, How you doing?” to another guy in the

I’m in the bookstore.  I see this cute girl walking ahead of me. She has tight skinny gray hipster jeans on, auburn hair and dorky glasses. She walks into the card section. I walk over behind her. I couldn’t think of much to say so I say “Hey, do you know where I can find

It was one of those sub-zero days where you don’t even want to go outside with your face exposed. I’d gone out at lunch but hadn’t found my one girl to open. So after work I decided to stop by the Barnes and Noble in Union Square to at least get one in. I’m a

Barnes and Noble. I was done looking around for girls. I’d spent a while that day and hadn’t found much impressive. So I was going home. Then this girl walks in. Nothing short of unbeleivable. She was a 9.5 with screaming blue eyes and a killer body. My heart starts to race. Approach anxiety. Approach

We’re in the middle of a heat wave here in NYC. It’s 106 degrees without wind chill and I’m dripping sweat by the time I get to work. I do a single set every day at lunch and today I’m tempted to not go out. The park is deathly hot but I decide that this