We get into the elevator. She’s facing forward. I’m facing forward.

“How you doing today?” I ask.

“Goodhowareyou” she mumbles out.

My response: Silence. I wait for it… She glances over at me…

I get a dramatic look on my face and start to speak slowly. “I’m… a little hungry. But it’s nothing to worry about. It happens to me a couple times a day. I’m sure after lunch I’ll be fine.”

She laughs.

Score!

I do this everywhere I go. Snap people out of their routines.

Whenever I step up to a counter to order something, I’ll ask how they’re doing. They ask me how I’m doing and expect a “Fine thanks, I’ll have a large order of…” Read the rest of this entry »

Hey Kids!

It’s summer and I’m out there having fun, I’ll be writing more soon. In the meantime, here’s some fun stuff.

Lotsa Love,

Eric

Flip Your Text

Send her an upside down e-mail using regular text. Flip Your Text

Me and Her Are On A No-Name Basis

Pickup the latest slang, just like all the cool kids. Urban Dictionary Word of the Day

Inane Text Messages

Favorite text of the day: “I decided that I don’t want you to spend more than 500 dollars on my birthday.”

Pick Me Up

Favorite Opener of the Day: “Hi! You’re Mike’s girlfriend, right? Joey’s? Ben’s girlfriend…? No? Okay, cool, you’re my new girlfriend!”